Hi there, my name is Craig Axxie.

Once upon a time, I lived in Glasgow, Scotland. Then Jack Dorsey decided it’d be a fun idea to invent Twitter, and thus, a series of chain events took place, including a direct message enclosing a compliment, a 6 ½ hour train journey and a marriage proposal. (AKA: I met a guy on the Internet and now, eight months later, we have a pet hamster together).

If I had to define myself in five simple words, it’d be: pessimistic, capricious, difficult, involving and open. I’m also quite self-deprecating, because it’s important to laugh at yourself. And why not laugh at me? I’m hilarious. Kind of like Mariah Carey’s first attempt at acting.

Likes: Limes, cheap lemonade, moisturizer, unique product packaging, hedgehogs and fonts.

Loves: Cheeseburgers, my BlackBerry, oversleeping and pop-culture references.

At the time of writing this, I am 5′7″ in height, 21+ in age and very much in way over my head with this whole life thing.

Feel free to direct any complains / comments / concerns or questions: here.