I’m always engulfed with glee whenever someone passes comment on Eddward and I’s relationship and it’s “quirky”, “abnormal”, or “different” qualities. The nurturing side of me always wants to sit the person down for a long overdue talk that entails a strongly brewed cup of coffee and a pamphlet entitled, ‘We’re weird. We get it. You don’t have to pretend you didn’t notice’.

My relationship is weird, though. Hell, 80% of it entails feces and fart related jokes alone.

Suffice to say, if you don’t know us in real life and want some real insight into our time spent together, I offer you this video of Eddward trying to catch spots before his eyes, after looking at a lamp for too long:

Or, how about this one of him making Gorilla shadow puppets:

And that’s why I love him.